AISubs v3.7
- I don't like it. - I don't like it!
- You like video games, don't you? - Yeah, we do.
Especially when you were little, you played a lot of them.
- We did. - We did.
When you were in elementary school, you'd hang out with your friends and play together.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
What's the strongest memory you have of a video game you played?
Hmm...
- 64, I guess? - Me too!
- I think 64 is the one I played with my friends the most. - I think it's 64.
- Normally... - Huh?
- Not 64?
No, I know 64 as a choice.
I was into Gamecube.
- You're getting older playing Gamecube. - Yeah, I'm getting older.
No, no...
The main period when 64 came out...
- You were in elementary school, right? - Yeah, I was in 6th grade.
I got a Gameboy Advance when I was 8 years old.
And I got a Gamecube when I was 10 years old.
Before that, you played 64 a lot, didn't you?
- No, I didn't. - Did you hang out with your friends?
- I did hang out with my friends. - Didn't you practice at home?
- No. - Huh?
- You didn't? - No.
You said you liked video games, but you've never played 64 video games, right?
- Huh? I've played it! - You've played it?
I've played it with my friends.
You were waiting for a golden eye and a golden gun...
- And you got killed all the time. - Yeah, I did.
[The game was called "Ganbare Goemon"]
- I've played it. - It's still going.
"Ganbare Goemon" is still playing.
- It's still playing. - Ah, it brings back memories.
At the end of "Ganbare Goemon", with Robon's song...
I remember that song.
- "Ganbare Goemon" was a masterpiece. - It was a masterpiece.
"Goemon" is like...
On the second floor of a news tour...
Like...
It's a Metal game.
How did you know?
How?
Hey...
Don't you agree with me...
That I have hexagrams?
Be careful...
Look at the situation.
Jinan
"Jinan" "Jinan" "Jinan"
- No, no, no! - They're different!
- That's normal! - It's normal for me!
Do generals not have hexagrams?
- Hexagrams? - 6 cubes...
You had hexagrams, right?
I did!
- See? He's the only one who has them! - See!?
He's just dumb!
You indifferent!
You impenetrable sharer participant!
(lol)
The generation we were in
Each of us, somehow
I had a game that I was strong
As a child, in that small community
This time, that game
I wonder if it was really strong
I thought it would come.
Three people other than Tetsuya
I had a game that I was strong at that time.
It's a pretty simple game and you'll remember it right away.
We may not have done it before, but I think we can do it right away.
That's a verification of whether we can win properly.
No, seriously, if you lose to me, you'll do it six times again.
Do you want to do it? Do you really want to do it?
Sometimes it happens, even when I'm an adult.
Don't lose to someone you don't know.
I see, I see.
That's right.
Has anyone of you done it before?
I know of one.
That's the most fun one.
Isn't that the safest one?
No, it's all safe.
What?
There are three masterpieces today.
This package pushes only the thumbnail.
What?
This is 10 times higher.
What?
Do you want me to put up the thumbnail?
You can't lower it like me.
You can put up the thumbnail for recording, too.
Then what is it?
Shall we start?
Yes.
Who will go first?
I'll go first.
This is me.
Pokemon Stadium, gold and silver.
Crystal Garden, beautiful.
Is it a PokeStar?
I've heard of it before, but I don't know what kind of game it is.
To put it simply, it's like a tournament.
I'll make you do a Pokemon battle.
It's like a lucky egg race in the gold and silver.
It's like that.
It's a funny game.
I forgot the name of the game.
Let's just put it on.
Let's see it.
Did you do "foo" properly?
This is "foo".
If you don't use it, you'll lick it.
I've done it before.
Licking "foo" is a failure, but it's funny.
I'll go.
Wow!
This generation.
It's amazing.
It's like the second generation.
Let's talk for another 30 minutes.
I can't do it anymore.
I forgot the name of the game.
Which one do you want me to do?
Mini-game.
This is one of them.
Don't you want me to do the main game?
Mini-game.
It's "foo".
This is one of them.
This is it.
Lucky egg strategy.
I'll make it really strong.
It's really strong.
It smells.
It's strong.
Does everyone know about it?
I think you know about it.
I think it's difficult.
I won't read it.
If you make a "l" button in the middle of "foo", you can put your right hand out.
Oh, it's an egg.
We only use "l" and "r"
Let's start the game.
Here we go!
Am I the only one?
Where am I?
Oh, me!
I can put my arm out.
Isn't it difficult?
What?
It's difficult!
Isn't it difficult from middle school?
Oh, that's right!
Who was that?
Oh, I see!
I got it.
Don't talk too much.
It's a video, not a talk.
This is strong.
Can I do it?
It's difficult!
I did it!
I made a mistake!
Everyone makes mistakes.
Oh, no!
I'm sorry!
Is it difficult now?
I can't make it.
It's difficult!
I did it!
Hey, wait a minute!
Oh, no!
I got it at first.
Why?
It's seriously affecting me.
If you don't have a plastic bag, you can't get it.
I really got it.
It's not strong at all.
It's too weak for an 80-year-old man.
I thought I could make it halfway.
The city is amazing.
I didn't have it in my hometown.
It's stronger.
Our city has a small community.
Anyway, I'm glad I'm good at cooking for the first time.
That's right.
Are you going to do it or not?
No, I won't do it.
You usually do it, but you don't do it.
I'm sure you'll do it.
Let's move on to the next game.
Yes.
OK.
Huh?
OK.
Huh?
OK.
Don't touch it for now.
It says "confirmation pack" here.
I put it in, so it's fine.
It's not in there.
It says "confirmation pack".
Didn't you say "confirmation pack"?
No, no, no.
It's not "confirmation".
Listen and memorize it.
Memorize it.
This song has lyrics.
My game is Donkey Kong 64.
This game is called Kong Battle.
Kong Battle is a battle arena where you have to fight each other on a narrow stage.
I'm very good at this game.
Can I choose a character next to a stick?
Of course you can.
Is it important?
But I can only choose two characters.
This is a character that doesn't appear in the game.
Nice to meet you.
I'm just a normal donkey.
Let's play.
How do you control it?
Do you want me to move on the sand first?
You can't fall.
It's like a movie.
Isn't it just this?
If you run out of watermelon energy gauge, you'll die.
I died!
If you fall, you'll die in one shot.
You're strong.
I'm losing.
Can I win first place?
Do you understand?
I understand.
Do you win or die?
Do you want me to play again?
No, you're done.
Do you want me to play again?
You win.
You understand, don't you?
I hate that stick.
I'll start.
Start!
Donkey, good luck!
It's about to start.
It's about to start!
It's not a good start.
Okay!
It's a mess!
I'm going!
It stepped on me!
Donkey, are you okay?
It's stepping on me!
I died!
It stepped on me!
It's dead!
Do your best!
I'm going to be a comedian like you.
I'm going to get bugged.
If you get hit, you'll die.
You'll get bugged!
No!
You're strong!
Just one more!
You're bad!
Step on it! Step on it!
Wow, you can do it!
Step on it! Step on it!
Hey!
You're strong!
Wait!
You're 64 years old and you're strong?
64 years old and I'm strong?
I'm strong, you know!
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm stronger than Didi.
Oh, really?
Donquixote might be weak.
Can you do it one more time with Didi?
Donquixote might be weak.
I'll do it one more time with Donquixote.
(Didi's turn)
Oh, you can do it!
I'll do it with red Didi.
This is the last one.
Okay.
Here we go.
Okay.
Start!
It's coming suddenly, isn't it?
Oh, but it's not a dino, is it?
What?!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, no!
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait!
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
I'm caught in the middle of it! I'm caught in the middle of it!
Wow, you're getting smaller!
You're getting so small!
That's weird!
I'm done for, too!
Huh?!
Whoa, what's going on?!
What's that?!
Whoa! That was close!
Hey, hey, hey!
It's hot!
Hey!
Let me go!
I won!
Hey!
Let me go!
I won!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Where did you come from?
Yohza, you're gonna lose!
Yohza!
Didi was so strong!
His double jump and tail reach were insane!
I was confused too!
Toshimitsu is strong!
Toshimitsu is amazing!
This is the last game that Toshimitsu will bring!
The strongest!
If this is true, I'll be called strong!
Here it is!
Wow! I didn't know about this!
Wow!
Didi, you look weird!
Who are those people on the left and right?
Look at this!
Ah! There it is!
It's dancing!
Banjo is good, too.
Banjo is good here.
By the way, I'm Konka.
Konka is here.
Konka is this character.
Anything is fine.
Let's go with Banjo.
This guy is strong.
By the way, what kind of character is this?
This is really bad.
You've decided on your fate now, haven't you?
Is it a swap?
Well, it's not like that.
You can choose between a car, a ship, and an airplane.
What?!
You can choose and fight in the same place.
You can fight in the same place.
Airplanes are too strong, aren't they?
This is where the oil cannon burns.
Do you want to do it?
I won't lose here.
Is there an item here?
Yes, there is.
It's like a wiretap.
Is the item important?
It's important.
This is a car, hoverboard, and plane.
What about this?
This is a car.
Let's go with a car.
Let's go with a car first.
Do you want to try it out?
Well, let's do it.
What button do you really use?
It's already over.
Oh, he's gone.
He's gone without a start.
There's no start button.
This game is difficult.
I see.
I lost.
This is difficult.
It's been a while since I scored four goals.
It's tough.
It's been a while since I scored four goals.
You knew it, right?
I knew it.
I think anyone can do it.
I'll do my best.
I really want to win.
I'll win.
I'll do it.
It's too fast.
Three, two, one.
It's too fast.
Oh, no.
It's a sand.
It's a squid.
It's too fast.
Oh, no.
Can you give me a rocket launcher?
If you use two rockets, you can get a launcher.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
I have a rocket launcher now.
Who is it?
I'm sorry.
It's foam!
There are people who are beaten by foam!
Foam and stuff like that.
If we keep going like this, we'll win.
Wow, we won!
Hey, oil bank!
That was oil.
This is bad, this is bad.
What happened to his muscles?
Hey, stop it.
I'm scared!
Yes!
Wait, wait, wait.
Is this a foaming game?
Wow, I'm losing!
Hey!
Wait, wait, wait!
Damn it!
I'm tired!
You lost.
Huh?
What's wrong?
Well...
I won.
But why?
What do you mean "why"?
Wait, this is harsh.
This is...
It's an airplane, right?
Yeah.
Should we change it?
Let's try changing it.
Let's decide with this.
This is the real last game.
What do you want?
Anything but cars.
This is good.
Should we go to Pirate Island?
I don't know.
What was it?
This is difficult.
I was thinking about it.
It's good that it's difficult.
Let's go to Pirate Island.
This is difficult.
There's a hoverboard.
It's difficult to turn on the hoverboard.
Be careful.
Here we go.
Yes!
Is it coming?
Is it really correct?
Don't push it.
It's difficult.
This is bad.
It's difficult to turn.
This is bad.
It's difficult.
This is bad.
I almost got it.
That was stupid.
This is bad.
It came off.
This is bad.
Be careful.
That was bad.
This is bad.
It's coming.
It's coming from behind.
This is bad.
Yes!
What's this?
One.
Wait a minute.
You're kidding me!
What happened in the end?
What?
Yohan was caught in the end.
I was caught in the end.
They were caught in the end, but nothing happened.
This is bad.
Thank you for your hard work.
Everyone is a little depressed.
Maybe a game that anyone can enjoy continued?
And anyone can win.
Wasn't there a strongest one?
Who won their own game?
Wait a minute.
I was doing it on the spot, but I couldn't win.
Next time, I want to end it with a golden eye edition.
That's the only way.
I want to do it.
It's 2000 years old.
It's scary.
It's an English game.
It's a great game.
It's a legendary game.
I had it at home.
I let go of it.
I don't have it.
I want to do it.
It's 2000 years old.
I found out that there is no strongest one this time.
Anyone can enjoy the game.
Bye bye.